crystal dick
(kris toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man’s p-n-s when he wants to engage in s-x, or m-st-rb-t-, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth
tod: hey ted, what’s wrong with your d-ck tonight? do you think it will get hard enough to poke my hole?
ted: i don’t know. i think that i might have crystal d-ck.
when you can’t get an erection from using crystal meth. even when you are really h-rny, you can’t get your d-ck hard.
gf- “honey what’s taking so long get hard already.”
bf – “i can’t. you know i always get a crystal d-ck whenever we smoke meth.”
while high on meth your d-ck wont get hard but u are h-rny as f-ck and it feels so d-mn good, m-ssaging makes it feel better.
having crystal d-ck feels so f-cking good.
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