crystal dove
a token of love given from one person to another. meant to upstage other couples that are around when the gift is received. a crystal dove can be a bouquet of flowers or a diamond ring. the gift itself is not the important thing. the important thing about a crystal dove is that it makes the person giving the gift look better than there surrounding -ssociates or friends.
tanisha was hanging out a bar with all her friends who were coupled up. in walks mark with a crystal dove for tanisha. tanisha is overjoyed and the envy of all her friends. the spouses of all her friends were left looking empty handed and dumbfounded.
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