Crystalyn
shes an all around amazing girl. shes super smart and nice. she always helps you first and she’ll worry about herself later. she has a smile that could light up the darkest tunnel. a laugh that makes you smile. she has eyes that mezmerize you and she has a body but swears she dont. shes one of a kind and absolutely beautiful. all the girls hate her cuz all the guys love her, but she swears like shes so ugly. she deserves a slap for saying anything bad about her self because shes f-cking perfect. and any guy that p-sses her up (louis aka the guy she is in love with) is the biggest idiot ever. no one ever thinks of talking sh-t about her because as sweet as she is she aint affraid to kick some -ss. dont even think of messing with her family cuz the next thing you know ur laying on the groung wondering what the h-ll happened?!?!
albert: dude whos that girl that just walked by?
louis: thats crystalyn
albert: does she have a man?
louis: she dont. she used to like me too but i dont like her
albert: dont talk to me no more
louis: what?!? why?!?
albert: you just p-ssed up crystalyn! you dont get dumber than that
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