CSFE
collective stupidity field effect
a semi-tangible psychic aura that surrounds any large concentration of ignorant people. at close ranges csfe has been shown to disrupt electronics, frighten small children, and bruise fruit. in general the power of any given csfe is directly proportional to the number of individuals involved and inversely proportional to their distance from the subject, but this equation changes drastically in cases where the csfe generators have access to long-distance communication technology.
csfe exposure is measured in nubs, derived from the equation unit ‘nub/s’ (force of stupidity – gravity – coefficient of social friction – bullsh-t per second), with 1 nub being approximately the amount of ignorance necessary to ignore one ‘sticky’ thread containing the answer to your question on a message board.
prolonged exposure to high-density csfe has been proven to impair judgement and reduce motor skills. use care until you are familiar with its effects.
d-mn it! i got hit by a p-ssing csfe and now i don’t remember my p-sswords!
Read Also:
- Ethiopian Death Wheel
an ethiopian death wheel is a natural defence mechanism by native ethiopians to escape sudden and life threatning danger. when extream danger presents it self, ethiopians can stand fully erect and begin to cartwheel away from the perceived danger at speeds of 35mph to 45mph. when a lion appeared in the local market place, all […]
- Khye
a word used to describe an insanley , huge volcano. ew, that khye just exploded.!
- ELC'd
when verbal or electronic commitments to scheduled meetings, dialogue, or deadlines are not upheld. i waited for them to call me today, but i got “elc’d”.
- shweebular
a combination of the words,shwing,dweeb,uber, and stellar. creating shweebular. ledgend has it, that it was created by these two stoners by the names of moon-unit and dweezil. no body knows what happend to them. they were last seen at a pee wee herman worship ritual down in death valley. “dude, last night i was smoking […]
- Sick Crew
a term describing a group or crew of sick heads used to describe in good and bad ways. “oi john look at that sick crew”