CSHB


stands for: cheap, small, headless box

a cshb is what all mac geeks want, what all potential switchers are waiting for. it also seems to be what apple stockholders fear most.

while this mythical product is crucial to winning new users and gaining market share apple is never going to make one for fear that its existence will prevent mac loyalists from sh-lling out more for the higher margin products.
you only want apple to release a cshb because you are too cheap to buy a g5!

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