CTFP
the process a man would take in order to convince his woman to have -n-l s-x.
1. c – converse about -n-l s-x
2. t – tounge on the -sshole
3. f – finger in the -sshole
4. p – p-n-s inserted in -sshole
this rank methodology has been used by many pricewaterhousecoopers employees.
i used ctfp so i could f-ck my b-tch up the -ss!
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