ctgl
ctgl is short for
can’t talk, getting laid.
if you’re at you girl’s house and you’re starting the mood and you get a text from a good old buddy, it’s okay if you brush them off.
-text-
friend: hay man wana go partay?!
andrew: ctgl. 🙂
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