CTKI
abbrev. of the derogatory phrase “chair-to-keyboard interface”; used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; a common source of computer problems.
variation: “cki” (or chair-keyboard interface)
related term: noob
the tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the ctki, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.
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