cuban cigar

1. the finest of cigars produced in the land of fidel castro.

2. the s-xually perverse act of placing plastic wrap over a person’s open mouth and proceeding to defecate into the plastic wrap. the p–p slides into the person’s mouth with the aid of the plastic and provides a satisfying cigar like treat at 98.6 degrees.
on a cold winter night after a fine meal of red beans and rice and a cup of joe, mary often asks john to light up the fire place and treat her to a cuban cigar for desert.
a safe for work term used when referring to your p-n-s!
hey guess what..i gave my wife that cuban cigar she was asking for yesterday! and she didn’t wanna take it outta her mouth!

or * man pat you look happy today?
pat: yeah man gave my wife took her cuban cigar this morning and thorough enjoyed it*
a s-x position in which one person wraps another person up in a carpet and lights the carpet on fire.
harold: hey, you wanna do the cuban cigar?

tara: never heard of it.

harold: oh it’s so s-xy. i wrap you up in a carpet and light you on fire

tara: what the f-ck!?!?
when a male lights his pubic hiar on fire and a male/female proceeds to suck his burning p-b- c-ck.
fidel castro did the cuban cigar with anna nicole smith.
when you take a nice stinky poo in someone’s pillowcase, then proceed to swing it around and hit them in the face with it.
“dude, g-reg totally just slammed jerzey in the face with a cuban cigar!”
“haha man, that sucks for jerzey.”
the act of having -n-l s-x, then having the reciver sh-t while reciving the -n-l s-x. when you take your p-n-s out, it should be brown and resemble a cigar. then you make the reciver give you head and clean the sh-t off your p-n-s. its almost like there smoking a cigar, of the cuban variety, because there cheap and taste like sh-t.
jimmy just gave his girlfriend a nice ol’ cuban cigar.