Cuban Missile Crisis

when one gets very hard at a poor time
when i saw ms. johnson’s cleavage it was a cuban missile crisis.
when you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two partic-p-nts. tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to m-st-rb-t-, waiting to see who will shoot first. bonus points are awarded if one of them has a cigar.
i was bored the other day, so i asked my roommate if he was up for a game of cuban missile crisis.
when a man of cuban descent has erectile dysfunction.
mr. quintana had a cuban missile crisis with his woman the other day.
the sudden and extreme need to defecate brought on by the nicotine in a strong cigar. this is an instantaneous and unavoidable date with the porcelain throne.
darrin suddenly jumped up and yelled “cuban missile crisis” as he raced for the bathroom.
when having s-x with a cuban girl and your about to shoot a hard one into her, begin counting down from however long till you c-m in your b-tch, and then the goal is to make her climax before you do.
dude, i heard adem actually pulled off the cuban missile crisis on that cuban girl from the bar.
1) when elian gonzalez’s family ran out of things to throw at the cops.

2) when the usa under jfk narrowly avoided an eldritch rendezvous with destiny.
oh, no!!! not another cuban missile crisis!!!
when you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two partic-p-nts. tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to m-st-rb-t-, waiting to see who will shoot first. bonus points if one of them has a cigar.
anthony and andy were bored, so they decided to have a game of cuban missile crisis.