Cuban Sunburn
the act of using purell hand sanitizer as lube during s-xual intercourse when a preferred lubricant is not in the present vicinity.
man- well honey, we’re out of lubricant. i guess i’m gonna have to cuban sunburn you…
woman- no, last time you did that i was burning for weeks.
man- shut up and sit still!!
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