cube life
it means that life working a 9-5 job in an office cubicle, hence the term “cube” derived from cubicle.
a: dude, my back hurts from sitting all day at work.
d: yeah, that cube life.
some millennial: i’m not with that cube life. / i ain’t about that cube life.
senior undergrad: i’m not ready for that cube life yet. i want to travel and see the world.
a veteran (senior office worker) in that cube life: the cube life can be soul-crushing and soon you will just be zombies tip tapping on your keyboard.
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