Cuckoo poo
when someone is p-ssed out or asleep and someone else pulls down their underwear and takes a sh-t in it before pulling the underwear back up so when they wake up they think they’ve sh-t themselves. can also be done in their bed.
my lightweight mate crashed out after some beers and luckily was face down on the sofa, too good an opportunity to miss. i had a t-rd on the cusp so pulled his kecks down and laid a cuckoo poo in them. i then pulled his pants back up and smothered it in before slapping him awake shouting ‘you dirty b-st-rd, look what you’ve done, you’ve stunk out the room!!”. mortified he didn’t show his face for a while and still thinks my cuckoo poo was his.
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