Cucumber Sandwich


a new s-xual position where the male wraps the females v-g-n-l lips around his p-n-s and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he c-ms. the womans v-g-n- is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a p-n-s, it represents a cuc-mber sandwich of cuc-mber, bread, and mayonaisse. thus the name cuc-mber sandwich.
boy 1: hey did you hear? angelina got cuc-mber sandwiched by brad.
boy 2: i’ve always wanted to try that with a girl.
2 more definitions
noun. a man with a small p-n-s. named after the popular british tea sandwich which, though tasty, is not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.
“oh, i had a cuc-mber sandwich last night but i really needed a biscuit to curb my hunger.”
1. the poshest food you could ever eat. especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.

usually enjoyed by people living in london, especially near windsor.

2. an insulting name for a posh person

3. for a man to c-m on another mans -ss them rub their -ss cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the c-m up and between both pairs of cheeks.
1. “oooh g-dphrey! i think i’ll enjoy a nice cuc-mber sandwich and a small cup of earl grey with lemon! tish tosh.”

2. “you can’t eat ice-cream with a fork!!!… u f-cking cuc-mber sandwich!”

3. “me and my gay lover were going through a s-xual rut, so we decided to try a cuc-mber sandwich”

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