Cucumberitus
the ‘cuc-mber’ disease often occurs after eating a meal containing cuc-mbers i.e tuna and cuc-mber sandwich
after which your p-n-s may become aroused and turn green and small green/yellow leafs begin to sprout from the pubic area.
this disease is very common in teens, elderly women and vegetarians.
waiter:’heres your tuna and cuc-mber sandwich you ordered sir’,
victim: ‘oooh, … ahhh,… ouch whats up with my one eyed trouser trout??????’
waiter:’ i dont kno sir have u eaten any cuc-mber?’
victim: yesssss c-ck face
waiter:’ oh yeh that cuc-mberitus where your pork sword turns green and sprouts leaves’
victim: ‘oh cool :s’
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