cucumboning
the act of gay s-x, in which a man cuts a p-n-s-sized hole into a cuc-mber, slaps it on his d-ck and repeatedly bangs his man friend until the cuc-mber turns to slop. this can be very fun for both men.
lad 1: maaan, cuc-mboning is so fun, i can’t wait to be cuc-mboned by my bae tonight!
lad 2: you’re such a dirty scrub.
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