cuddle call

noun: a time when your girl comes over late but she just wants to cuddle.
if that girl calls you, and you think it’s a booty call, watch out. it might just be a cuddle call.
4 more definitions
the act of texting or calling a person, usually late at night, with the intention of strictly cuddling. none of that “hooking up” business.

the official rules for a cuddle call are as follows:
1. the text message or phone call must be straight to the point and must include the word cuddle.
2. as you are sending or receiving the text or phone call you must apply deodorant or some sort to your body. n-body wants to cuddle with the a person that reeks of b.o.
3. quickly travel to your cuddle partners location and then get to cuddling.
4. you may whisper sweet nothings into each other’s ears if you agree on it beforehand.

5. if you both decide something physical should occur you must immediately change the t-tle of your rendezvous to a booty call.
example 1
marie: “i really just want to spoon without the expectation of anything else happening.”

natalie: “well, you could always cuddle call nick!”

example 2

ryan: “broski, you just got out of a relationship. you don’t want to jump into anything too quickly. maybe you should try a cuddle call.”
like a booty call, but for cuddling instead of s-x.
(text message) cuddle call tonight?
a phone call (or a text) to arrange an immediate cuddle date. not a booty call but similar in the call for satisfaction nature of the behavior.
“hey baby. what’s going on?”
“hi. cuddle call?”
“see you in ten minutes”
something b-tches use to c-ck tease. usually only enjoyed by said b-tches or f-dg- p-ck-rs who have yet to realise they like to pack fudge.
chad: zomfg stacey just hit me up for an awesome cuddle call.

chads non gay friend: dude, stop touching my -ss.