cuddle gut
like the soft, cushy wonder of a pillow, the cuddle gut is the perfect layer of extra fat carried by men that is required for a woman to comfortably cuddle.
“he has too much muscle, i need a man with a cuddle gut”
“cuddle buddy wanted, cuddle gut required”
muscles aren’t for me, i need a man with a cuddle gut
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