Cuddle Muscle
when a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it’s not fat, it’s just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.
fat guy: “hey there pretty lady, how are you?”
lady: “f-ck off fattie”
fat guy: “its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. you know you want in on this action.”
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