cuddlefump
when you put a book in the oven at 3 am and it catches fire and the whole house is burning down and your family is dying and your mom’s last word was ‘this is why i should’ve aborted you’ and you get to heaven and meet god and he says ‘i regret inventing the earth’
you should stop cuddlefumping aoife, it’s really bad for you
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