cuddlemonster
1.a girl who may look like an intimidating hottie on the outside but on the inside is a giggly lil kiddy full lovey doveys, usually only a boyfriend can see.
2.cute and cuddly.
“that girl seems so serious!” “no way, we’ve been dating for over a year now, she’s the biggest cuddlemonster you’ll ever meet.”
when you go back with a girl after a night out, don’t have s-x with her and just cuddle.
me:”so charlie did you sh-g beth”
charlie: “no mate, im an emotional guy and im really in love with her, so we just cuddled all night long”
me: “haha you wet c-nt, you cuddle monster!”
1. a beautiful girl who’s shy but loves to cuddle.
2. a really good cuddler
3. think cookiemonster but with cuddling. i.e. a cuddling addict
“what’d you and jessie do last night?”
“oh, nothing. i thought we were going to go out but her cuddlemonster took over and we just stayed in”
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