cuddleslut

someone who will cuddle with complete strangers all night long… a complete wh-r- for cuddles, but s-x hardly happens, if at all, because it’s not as important. 🙂
i’m such a cuddlesl-t, i’ll take it any way i can get it!
someone who likes to cuddle excessively i.e. cuddle-able
“im such a cuddle sl-t!”
a person who aggressively pursues physical contact with his or her mean, cranky, non-cuddly friends. cuddle sl-ts can sometimes be as persistent as telemarketers.
telemarketer: would you like to buy a new credit card??!
me: i’m not interested. (i hang up)

cuddle sl-t: awww, you look sad!
me: no i don—
cuddle sl-t: awww, i think someone needs a hug!!
me: i’m not interested. (i leave as quickly as possible)
a cuddlesl-t is a person who likes to cuddle with 2 or more persons.
jeez that girl’s a cuddlesl-t.
a person who appears to be obsessive in nature when it comes to the act of cuddling. this person may use social media sites such as tumblr, twitter, or facebook to reach out to the public m-sses in desperation to find an individual who will be up for some cuddling.

what this person is really saying is that they are an extremely lonely individual who has severe problems with relationships and often suffers from break-ups which he/she thought was going to last “forever”. in an attempt to suppress the raging fury within, they seek a cuddle buddy to help soothe these irritations.

it usually begins by the cuddle sl-t contacting the unsuspecting victim and offering a movie and sky vodka preferably in a college dorm setting.
sabrina: “hey, i love cuddling!!! i just suffered a heart-breaking emotional break-up with my unemotional friend. will you please cuddle/f-ck/smoke a joint with me????? i need attention!! boo-hoo!! my life is an emotional train wreck and i never listen to good advice from wise sages when i have the opportunity to!!

victim: good god! what is this thing!? oh yeah, a cuddle sl-t. i’ve read about those things before. scary creatures. (shivers)
a guy who loves to cuddle after s-x, even if it’s just a hookup. can be a challenge to get rid of, though usually a spritz from a water bottle will get them out, just like a kitty out of the fish pudding. they must give off some sort of vibe, as they drive even average people to letting strangers stay the night.
i was once most impressed by a very memorable christmas trick way back when where the guy made it clear beforehand that he was a cuddlesl-t, and also made me pledge ahead of time that we would cuddle afterwards.
male who suffers the work load of a relationship without the benefits.
dude who has to do all the relationship bullsh-t plus “just friends spooning” while said girl is scr-w-ng another guy or guys. poor f-cker never gets any and never understands why.

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