Cuddling a softie


the point during s-x when, even after unsuccesfully attempting to “thumb in the softie”, the dissatisfied “thumbee” consoles the “thumbeur” by hugging his softie in a sympathetic embrace.
stuey: so… how did you get on with that slug last night? you didn’t have to thumb in a softie again did ya?

sam: the poor b-tch didn’t even get that. but she did fall asleep cuddling a softie, so at least she didn’t go home empty-handed.

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