Cuervo
an alcoholic yellow liquid made from the agave plant which has a magical ability to cause federal charges of s-xual harr-ssment, indecent exposure, public urination, and so forth to show up out of nowhere.
holy sh-t, you drank a lot of cuervo last night. go clean up my bathroom, your barf is everywhere.
v. to negate another person who is expressing to you a good situation or experience in his or her life by providing an equivalent but meaningless counter.
adj. used to describe someone who often cuevos others.
example a (telephone conversation)
person 1: hey (friend/family member), you will not believe the breathtaking view from my hotel room, i can even smell the water from here.
person 2: o that’s nice. well we just came back from our vacation and our hotel was rated number 1 by traveler’s magazine.
person 1: why do you always have to be so cuervo?
example b person 2 calls person 1
person 1: hey john, i can’t really talk, i am about to go to ruth chris’s steakhouse.
person 2: o that’s nice, i just came back from lunch at morton’s steakhouse.
person 1: why do you always have to cuervo me?
my biggest pet peeve are people who are cuervo.
spanish slang for lawyer or somebody dressed in a dark suit
mi mujer me pidió el divorcio y ya busco un cuervo…
a cool -ss spanish rock band from houston, texas. band is made up of elton (vocals/guitar),diego (lead guitar), ahmad (b-ss), moises drummer), carlos (keyboards).
cuervo is 2 cool…cuervo rocks!!!
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