Cullen-freakout
the act of freaking out when a joke is made about your girlfriend and leaving your friends in the middle of the night because you can not control your feelings
“dude the biggest cullen-freakout happened yesterday. he got p-ssed about his girlfriend and had his dad pick him up ay 4 oclock in the morning.”
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