Cultural disconnection
when people -ssume their way of doing things goes-without-saying, like that christmas is necessarily in december (or in january) or that everyone celebrates christmas, and which -ssumption, in-turn, leads to social isolation.
— so glad you could finally come to our party this year.
— yeah, it took some getting-used-to…first christmas, and then…christmas-in-january.
— what did you think we were celebrating on january 6?
— i read that that’s when jesus traditionally got circ-mcised.
— so that’s what you thought today was about? i think you may be experiencing cultural disconnection.
— just as long as that’s the only disconnection i end-up experiencing.
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