Culver’s

fast food chain which specializes in selling/producing a frozen treat called “frozen custard” which is almost identical to ice cream in every way, sadly, if one were to mistakingly ask for ice cream rather than “frozen custard” the cashier will deny them ice cream or any food whatsoever.
customer: yes, may i have one scoop of ice cream on a waffle cone?
culver’s employee: no. you may not have ice cream. and you may not have any frozen custard either! now leave before i have u forcibly removed!
customer: okay…
more than a burger joint, it’s little slice of heaven-on-earth right here in wisconsin, slowly but steadily spreading to regions outside the upper midwest. just give me a b-tterburger, cheese curds, and a frozen custard concrete, and i’ll be in paradise!
parents: is there anything we can bring you from home?
student: yes! bring me some culver’s! you have no idea what it’s been like having to live without it all semester!
generally a last name, culver means dove. this can be taken to mean that the person bears some sort of resemblance to a dove, such as mildness of temper. this holds true most of the time, but if you get a culver mad, there will be h-ll to pay.
“who’s that?”
“she’s a culver.”
abbreviation of culver square. place to hang out, great tourist destination, great place to go on holiday too, very cheap, own water feature, cool people dancing ‘restraunts’ within walking distance and you find the coolest people in the world there…eg. elise eve jessie and co. culver is the place where you may find the emos and grebos of the world. very occasionally you will find the odd chav.
shall we go to culver?