Cum a Hanky
when you are at work in your office looking up p-rn on the computer while stroking your c-ck under the desk.
you suddenly realise you are going to c-m and don’t want to c-m over your hand or your trousers / shirt, so you quickly pull your handkerchief out of your jacket pocket or trouser pocket, and place it over your c-ck – like a tent. the handkerchief (hanky) will soak up your load, thus avoiding having embarrasing stained clothes.
“i was looking up fat c-m b-tches at work today, and had to c-m a hanky – you wanna see it”?
“eww no that’s discusting”!
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