cum bain-marie
a scrunt who has that much festering man milk up in her foetal pressure cooker that it is running down the insides if her thighs and leaving a trail behind her
hey baz and petro, look at that tall ugly c-m bain-marie over their on the road fisting her self, i’d sure like to stick my meat glock in her and punch her ovaries out through her nostrils.
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