cum bandit
a female who jerks off a male while he is in slumber, to collect sperm on a specific body part. (i.e. br–sts)
i thought i was having a wet dream the other day, but it turned out to be the c-m bandit getting me to bust on her t-ts..
one who uses sperm as means of theft. the bandit convinces someone to perform f-ll-t– upon him, and when nearing completion, he asks to -j-c-l-t- on his victim’s face, requesting to “let me c-m on your face, it will be s-xy.” while ejaculating, he aims his p-n-s towards the eye of his victim, with the aim of getting sperm in both eyes. the sperm will temporarily blind the victim, at which point the bandit looks around for some items to steal, as the victim is unable to stop him. he then flees the scene, while he hears the cries of his victim as he runs away, “nooooo, not the c-m bandit!!”
“so i took this guy home from the bar, and as i was going down on him he wanted to give me a facial. little did i know he was the c-m bandit. now i need a new laptop.” -kristine
“b-tch can i c-m on your face? skeet skeet!! big screen tv, peace b-tch!!” – c-m bandit
a rabid woman who is obsessed with c-m obsessed enough to keep all of her victims man goo in tiny containers in a filing cabinet
the c-mbandits gotten me again
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