cum blanket
towel favored by a particular man to whipe his j-zz on after he whacks the sh-t out of his chicken
dude, dont lay on that, thats my c-m blanket
the top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, s-m-n and feces as per oprah’s investigation.
dude, i always remove the c-m blanket first thing upon checkin!
a blanket for the use of wiping up c-m after a good f-cking.
a c-mblanket or tea towel or possibly ur mums best curtains!
a girl who gets p-ssed around a frat house.
dude, you got the nat lite and c-m blankets for tonight’s party?
to cover your s-xual partner(s) with old tissues that were once used to wipe up c-m after m-st-rb-t–n
baby, i’m going give you a c-m blanket
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