cum blockers


anything blocking -rg-smic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. such as gl-sses, goggles, sungl-sses, etc

b-tch take off those c-m blockers, i wanna make sure i get yo whole face glazed!
when someone does something very unattractive that it stops you from reaching an -rg-sm.
that cameraman moved the camera away from the girl to tell her how to spread her legs while fingering herself. f-cking c-mblocker!

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