cum bobbied dreep shaft
when your father takes your big plasma tv to watch golf and falls asleep while watching it so that you have to walk downstairs and watch what could be high def. p-rn on the little tv
dude, your dad is really a c-m bobbied dreep shaft. he jacked our tv to watch golf but fell asleep and if we try to change the channell he will wake up and beat us with his f-cking c-ck.
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