Cum Canister


1. (noun) a container used to store a large quant-ty of s-m-n for future use.

2. (noun) a woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which s-m-n storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.
1. someone spilled the c-m canister i had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in j-zz.

2. i thoroughly filled that c-m canister we picked up at that shindig last night.

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    verb – the act of being receptacle or distributor of large quant-ties of s-m-n dog you was really c-mpiggin’ last night on the downlow yo

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