cum chimney
a technique used to avoid spillage and stains from s-m-n following an -j-c-l-t–n produced by manual stimulation. on sensing that -j-c-l-t–n is imminent, the female partner places her active hand around the very top of the glans of her partner’s p-n-s, encircling the glans and providing a receptacle for his -j-c-l-t–n. this largely prevents s-m-n being propelled onto clothing or upholstery. if -j-c-l-t–n is likely to be forceful, the female partner’s other hand can be used as a chimney cap, to ensure that the s-m-n is retained in the c-m chimney. once -j-c-l-t–n is complete, the contents of the c-m chimney can be absorbed by tissues or a suitable flannel or towel.
“how was your date honey? godfrey seemed like a nice boy. i hope you behaved yourselves in dad’s car.”
“it was good mom – he wanted to pay for dinner and had a good line in conversation. he did ask if i wanted to do some petting out in the driveway, but i didn’t really want to go far. i gave him a hand job and a peck of a kiss, that’s all mom.”
“i hope you didn’t leave any mess in your father’s car honey?”
“don’t worry mom, i made sure i had a c-m chimney in place, so we kept everything clean!”
“you’re a good girl regine – and did you leave one of the windows open a little to get some fresh air through “
“yes mom, don’t panic, dad won’t know anything happened.”
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