cum-clog
after masturbation when s-m-n starts to thicken and dry in the head of a mans p-n-s, and he attempts to urinate and is surprised by an uncontrollable stream of p-ss.
so i whacked off in the shower, and when i got out and went to take a p-ss, i accidentally p-ssed on my foot due to a c-m-clog.
a wh-r- or gay guy who has been “filled” so much they have become clogged, in the throat or they have -ss clogged.
“haha look at the -ss pirate work like he has a c-m clog, his boyfriend really topped him off.”
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