cum clouds
abnormally large, moist flakes of snow.
eskimoes had 500 terms for snow. c-m clouds was not among them.
“it’s not just snowing outside, it’s like walking through flying clouds of c-m out there! it’s all in my hair and sh-t!”
“could you imagine if those were real c-m clouds??? you’d just be walking and they’d be all flying in your mouth and your eyes!”
when your so h-rny, the amount of c-m in your b-lls excedes the boundaries of your scr-t-m and leaks to your brain ultimately “clouding” your judgement when it comes to all women and having s-x with them. c-m clouds result in standards dropping 6 to 7 points for the thickest of clouds.
the only cure is to c-m. once you release the c-m from your body. your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had s-x with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self wtf did i just do!
bro #1: dude i havent jacked off in days i could totally bang that chick next to you!
bro #2: dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
bro #1: so?
bro #2: dude we need to you to the nearest wh-r- house you are suffering from the worlds biggest c-m cloud… some would call this the perfect storm!
someone emitting a soft eerie haze of brightness resembling a cloud of sperm.
see also bleach ball
“hey is that an eclipse???”
“no, that’s just katie behind a bush…stupid c-m cloud”
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