Cum Conditioner


when you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and squirt your load of c-m so far it reaches her hair, coating it like hair conditioner
i was pumping sandy doggy style last night and i was so turned on that i pulled out and squirted a bid load of c-m conditioner all over her
when you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and shoot a big load of c-m and it gets in her hair like conditioner
mary & i were doin’it doggy style last night, then i pulled out and shot a load of c-m conditioner all over her hair

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