cum cupcake
a snack made specifically for giagantic wh-r-s who crave p-n-s milk. the recipe is pretty simple: get a cupcake, then c-m on it. the result is that you have a c-m cupcake. enjoy. don’t microwave.
julie was feeling pretty hungry and that b-tch already ate all my food so i decided to fix her a nice little c-m cupcake and watch her eat that sh-t. i got bored after that and went to watch some food network and beat off.
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