Cum Deflectors
c-m deflectors are also know to the general public as “gl-sses”. they are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. they are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming c-m. it keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.
hey joe, did you get a new pair of c-m deflectors? they sure are trendy!
good thing you were wearing your c-m deflectors or you’d have an eye full!
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