cum dodger
a person, usually a p-rn actress, trying hard to avoid a facial c-m shot.
too bad she’s a c-m dodger.
after engaging in s-x, your spouse or girlfriend initially get’s on her knees when you’re climaxing up to an -rg-sm.
you will begin to -j-c-l-t- while she dodges your s-m-n, thus leaving you unsatisfactory.
“hey john, how was that night out with your wife ? ”
“ehh, she’s a c-m dodger frank!” john said with a frown.
“you should divorce that b-tch!” as frank shouted.
when a girl says you can come on her face, then suddenly jerks her head to avoid the skeet.
i cant believe that c-mdodging b-tch didnt let me skeet skeet skeet godd-mn!
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