cum dragon
when you -j-c-l-t- in a girls mouth and push her head down really fast so she chokes and all the c-m flys out her nose.
i angry dragoned that b-tch and c-m shot our her nose
1. a terrible wh-r- who starts coughing up s-m-n for no perticular reason.
2. a person who coughs up s-m-n in such a magnitude, that it permanently ruins a special momment, atricle of clothing, film or television show.
jack:”hey stacy.”
stacy:”yes, jack?”
jack:”i wanna ask you, will you….”
(stacy coughs up another mans s-m-n)
jack:”f-cking c-m dragon, get your stanky -ss away from me”
1) a pnrz that shoots out crispy cream.
2) a dragon that, instead of breathing fire, breathes c-m.
3) a pnrz that breathes fire.
“wait… this s-m-n is fried! you have a f-cking c-mdragon, you -sshat!”
“i will slay the c-mdragon whilst wearing my s-m-n-proof armour.”
“what the f-ck dude, my vgnrz will be sore because of your f-cking c-mdragon!”
when the recipient of the art of the bl-wj-b decides to upsmack the b-tch with his hand on the back of her head at the point of c-mming her brains out so as to incite that very spewage to come out her nose.
she wasnt sucking hard enough so i c-m dragoned her
to -j-c-l-t- into ice cube trays then build a small sculpture of a dragon type creature out of the frozen c-m
fatty: hey dude is that a s-m-n sculpture of a salamander?
dude: no you stupid chug, its a c-m dragon
while recieving a bl-wj-b. you punch the girl in the face right when you c-m so that it comes out of her nose.
i totally gave her a c-m dragon last night.
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