cum-drum

verb

1. to m-st-rb-t- excessively, to the point pubic hair is ripped out and the wiener remains sore for at least 1.5 hours.

2. to perform drums on a street corner for a small amount of c-m from p-ssers-by.
1. i c-m-drummed so hard s-m-n poured out of my nose.

2. don’t judge me! this is what i do! you are so ungrateful; i play beautiful music and you can’t spare a drop of c-m!
someone that takes in as much s-m-n as they possibly can, they more than likely really love the taste of it. either in the mouth or by way of other holes they may have in their body. also known as a wh-r-, sl-t, hooker, dirtyleg, or split tail.
man i saw that chic with three dudes last night, she is a total c-mdrum. that b-tch is a freaking c-mdrum, she swallowed every drop of my load.
1. grab yo b-tch
2. spin her around
3. have a seat
4. make her sit on you
5. put it in her
6. bend that ‘ho’ over
7. get to slappin that -ss
baby–the s-x gods are displeased by our lack of action. hop on and i’ll give that new c-m drum rhythm i wrote a try. maybe that’ll make them happy.
used as an insult.

when another guy c-ms in your girlfriend, then she gives you a brazilian lap dance.
“you’re a douche.”
“you’re a c-m drum.”