cum dud


the tasty snack that is produced when a woman (or man’s) navel is filled to the brim with s-m-n and left to harden. this treat is generally discovered (and enjoyed) the morning following the s-xual encounter and is known for its crumbly exterior and gooey center.
the c-m dud is a delicate, savory snack; one of my favourite breakfast treats.

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