Cum-Dumb
s-xual nirvana: the point of extreme s-xual satisfaction and/or gratification which leaves you unable to speak properly, think clearly, or function correctly in even the simplest of tasks. (eg: talking is impossible, as you are left staring blankly into nothingness.)
the state of mind that you are left-in after experiencing the most intense -rg-smic bliss.
someone who is ‘c-m-dumb’ could very easily walk right off a cliff without even noticing because all they can think about is their intense -rg-sm, and nothing of potential dangers around them.
someone who is ‘c-m-dumb’ should not operate heavy machinery, or drive any sort of vehicle, etc.
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the feeling you get after an -rg-sm, that impares your ability to think and move.
whitney – “did you like that?”
chadwick – “uhh cream of corn.”
whitney – “wtf”
chadwick – “sorry.. c-m dumb.”
the stuper a woman is in shortly after an -rg-sm rendering her useless.
she tried to answer the phone after i sastified her but she was so c-m dumb she couldn’t form a sentance.
temporary lack of focus after -rg-sm
after s-x, she asked me if i was hungry but i was too c-mdumb to understand.
after several -rg-sms the brain begins to lose cognitive abilities.
hey babe, do you know where you left the car?
nawww… i’m c-m dumb.
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