Cum Gems
little crusty pieces of s-m-n left behind after coitus.
often found in crev-sses of the human body, in particular the v-g-n- and the ears (after a mis-placed pearl necklace).
i was picking little crosby c-m gems out of my ears for hours after sidney crosby exploded his man-fat onto my face.
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