Cum goat
one who comes, or sperms like a wild goat. m-ssive -j-c-l-t–n. when coming like a wild goat, one usually kicks his leg and punches his load carelessly. seizure like effects may occur
“i was manning stacy’s turret when i yanked it out of her sw-nk and shot her in the face like a c-m goat. i totally gave her a black eye.”
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