cum goggles
when a girl uses standard laboratory goggles with the front part cut out to just have the outer rim of the goggles left. this is so someone can give a facial to the c-m goggles wearer and have their eyes covered in sperm.
man did you see that bukkake? that girls’ eyes are drowning because of those c-m goggles.
oversized stylish sungl-sses worn by girls that could double for chem-lab safety gl-sses. often looked upon as rockstar apparel.
see the c-m goggles on that one? (speaking about a fashion-oriented woman walking by)
when you do a facial to a girl while she’s wearing gl-sses.
dude, i j-zzed all over her face while she was wearing her c-m goggles!
the blurry vision caused by the -j-c-l-t–n onto one’s face
blane couldn’t see last night after i gave him c-mgoggles.
1. a slang term for over-sized fake eyelashes worn by some women. named because of their uncanny ability to catch -j-c-l-t-d s-m-n that would normally get in the eyes.
tanya: so how did it go last night?
janet: all i can say is it was a good thing i was wearing my c-m goggles or i would have had a h-ll of time driving home.
1. -j-c-l-t–n on someone’s face that resembles gl-sses, googles, or “rac–n eyes”
2. protective eyewear worn to prevent gettin c-m in one’s eyes
1. i gave my girlfriend c-m goggles instead because she had gum in her mouth.
2. good thing you were wearing your c-m goggles last night…
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1) an insult to suggest the person is surrounded by men j-zzing. 2) a person who always has men and/or s-x available to them. jeez, she is such a c-m mother!
- Cumpany
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inexplicable stiff neck usually perceived when waking in the morning after great s-x and resulting in the need to turn ones head from the shoulders you seem to have trouble turning your head, might you have c-nn-l-ng-s neck?
- cunt call
like a collect call, only better operator? yes, i’d like to make a c-nt call