Cum Guards
c-m guards are another name for teeth. if you’re looking to make a filthy comment to your buddies about someone’s teeth, refering to them as c-m guards would be a suitable descriptor.
that chick has a nice set of c-m guards on her! she must use colgate!
hey steve! how much did the dentist charge you for that new set of c-m guards?
another name for eyegl-sses. also used to prevent -j-c-l-t–n from entering eyeball, causing temporary blindness, and uncontrollable laughter.
those chicks at the table are looking at us, lets go talk to them.
ok, i’ll take the one with the c-m guards.
cool.
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