Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon
as a lady is giving you a bl-w j-b, just after you c-m in her mouth, punch her in the stomach. this will make her cough violently and expel “sp-nk” from her mouth and nose, making her look like a “c-m guzzling sp-nk dragon”.
just as i j-zzed in her mouth i gave her a right good whack. she looked like a right c-m guzzling sp-nk dragon!
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